DON’T POKE THE TIGER!
This is Buddy, the bionic Norwegian forest beast. If you value your fingers, I strongly advise against petting him, he will fuck you up.
Length (nose to arse): 51cm
Length (nose to tail tip): 85cm
Food consumption: 6 packets of Felix per day
Miles per packet: 0.4
Weight: 6 Kilograms
Temperament: Feisty to arsey, occasionally cuddly
Hobbies: Fighting cats, baiting dogs, biting me