DON’T POKE THE TIGER!

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This is Buddy, the bionic Norwegian forest beast. If you value your fingers, I strongly advise against petting him, he will fuck you up.

Vital stats:

Length (nose to arse): 51cm

Length (nose to tail tip): 85cm

Food consumption: 6 packets of Felix per day

Miles per packet: 0.4

Weight: 6 Kilograms

Temperament: Feisty to arsey, occasionally cuddly

Hobbies: Fighting cats, baiting dogs, biting me

Comments
  1. Lee says:
    September 8, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    6 packets of Felix a day? Ours only have 2-2.5 each! No wonder he goes for your fingers – he thinks *everything’s* food! :-)

    Reply

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