DON’T POKE THE TIGER!
This is Buddy, the bionic Norwegian forest beast. If you value your fingers, I strongly advise against petting him, he will fuck you up.
Length (nose to arse): 51cm
Length (nose to tail tip): 85cm
Food consumption: 6 packets of Felix per day
Miles per packet: 0.4
Weight: 6 Kilograms
Temperament: Feisty to arsey, occasionally cuddly
Hobbies: Fighting cats, baiting dogs, biting me
Sadly, Buddy died after a prolonged bout of pancreatitis on 26th October, 2013. He was four months away from his sixth birthday. We’ll miss him, for all his bitey, ornery, uppity nature. Or indeed, perhaps because of it.